i was an intern at nowhere because i dont have a fucking job
im sitting in my living room and then i heard a loud bang at the door so i got off my lazy ass to open the door
it was a friend of mine, he was like dude you know that old cn show code lyoko and i said yeah and he said there is lost episode of it here i have it right here on a stupid cd and i said cool thanks ill check it out
but then he said but be careful i heard it was evil so i suggest you dont watch it and i said ok i dont give a fuck and i closed the door
even though he said dont watch it cause its evil im still going to because im an idiot
so i proceed to put the stupid cd in the stupid cd player connected to the stupid tv
i saw the opening for code lyoko and it was all fine but when the episode played all the characters had blood on them
then the xana symbol showed up on the screen and it looked pretty damn hyperrealistic with blood everywhere
uh oh i said, i should have listened to my friend i guess im going to die oh well
xana came out of the tv and possessed me
i couldnt stop him because i was too lazy to do anything
he made me go outside to my friends house, and he was also an intern at nowhere because he doesnt have a fucking job
my friend was like oh no i told you not to watch it why did you watch it noooooooooooooooooo
i said im sorry but im an idiot i cant help it
he said i understand friend
xana made me pull out my dumb pocketknife out of my pocket and i killed my friend
but i dont really care because i didnt know him for some strange and unknown stupid reason
i said noooooooooo we had so many good times spent together
and then i died because dramatic ending
and the world exploded because why not